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Feb 19, 20231 min read

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FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SUPPORT GRAHAM ARNOLD'S RE-SIGNING BY INCREASING FUNDING TO EVERY OTHER SPORT WHICH FOOTBALL WAS IT: Off the back of a...

Feb 19, 20231 min read

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TOM BRADY RETIRES, ANNOUNCES 3-YEAR CONTRACT WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS IMMORTALITY: Devastating news struck the NFL community today as...

Jul 30, 20221 min read

Girlfriend starts watching NRL after seeing Nathan Cleary on boyfriend’s TV

DREAMY CLEARY: Woah there! After refusing to watch the NRL for years, Josh’s girlfriend Maddie suddenly warmed up to watching the NRL in...

Jul 23, 20221 min read

Formula 1 to introduce Mario Kart inspired item boxes

BULLET BILL: One of the main complaints many people have about Formula 1 and other car racing is that it's just cars driving around in...

Jul 23, 20221 min read

BREAKING: League of Legends player finds love

MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN: League of Legends is infamous for permanently ruining players' emotional processing via inducing them into a...

Jul 23, 20221 min read

UFC returns to Australia headlined with a welterweight match-up between Burton and Gagai

IT'S TIME!!!: After the rise of Australian UFC stars since the pandemic, including the dominant Lightweight Champion, Alex Volkanovski,...

Jul 23, 20221 min read

QLD Fan chokes after being dared to put his money where his mouth is

SWEATING: Queensland NRL mega-fan Davie was dared to put his money where his mouth is after swearing to his friends that QLD will win the...

Jul 23, 20221 min read

Local over 40’s football team goes undefeated for the first time in the club’s 100-year history afte

Local over 40’s football team goes undefeated for the first time in the club’s 100-year history after all games were called off due to...

Jul 23, 20221 min read

Ferrari blame Verstappen fans and claim a 'rogue flare' started the fire in Sainz's car

FLAMING FERRARI: As Ferrari were looking to secure a 1-2 finish in yesterdays Austrian GP, disaster struck as Carlos Sainz had to retire...

Jul 17, 20221 min read

Kyrgios withdraws from Wimbledon final citing back problems after carrying the sport of tennis for 2

Kyrgios withdraws from Wimbledon final citing back problems after carrying the sport of tennis for 2 weeks GAME, SET, MATCH: In a shock...

Jul 17, 20221 min read

Leclerc to take a hiatus from racing after multiple Ferrari mistakes

Charles Leclerc has decided to take a short break from racing after suffering from Ferrari mistakes, as in the past seven races he has...

Jul 3, 20221 min read

Blues supporter demands NRL be included as a religion in the next census, after his praying payed of

Blues supporter demands NRL be included as a religion in the next census, after his praying payed off in a Game 2 win CENSUS BLUES:...

Jul 3, 20221 min read

CONFIRMED: Australia is better than Italy, Colombia and Egypt at football

THE STATS DON'T LIE: After Australia's incredible performance, supported by Andrew Redmayne's heroics, the Socceroos are now one of the...

Jul 3, 20221 min read

Tradie balances out KFC addiction by spending $400 on protein powder

EVERYTHING IN MODERATION: Skilled local plumber, Jarrod, claims to have successfully and geniously cancelled out his addiction to KFC...

Jul 3, 20221 min read

Lazy homeowner prefers the term 'minimalist' after still not furnishing home

An alleged minimalist, Joel Smith, has refuted claims that his home style is 'lazy', even though he has not furnished his home that he...

Jun 13, 20221 min read

George Russell says he's always wanted to drive for Red Bull, after failing to win a race so far thi

George Russell says he's always wanted to drive for Red Bull, after failing to win a race so far this season MID-SEASON TRANSFER?: After...

Jun 13, 20221 min read

Rafael Nadal strong favourite to win the 2035 French Open

Although rumours have spread that this may have been Nadal's last French Open, nothing looks set to stop him from continuing his success...

Jun 13, 20221 min read

GWS Giants' 2022 win/loss record mistaken for their 2019 Grand Final score

FLASHBACKS: Following a poor start to the season for the Greater Western Sydney Giants after they finished 7th on the ladder last season,...

Jun 4, 20221 min read

UEFA to change the Champions League trophy name to the 'Real Madrid Trophy'

UNLUCKY KLOPP: After Real Madrid defeated Liverpool to claim their 14th Champions League title, twice as many as second placed AC Milan,...

Jun 4, 20221 min read

Monaco GP record of 3 overtakes in a race set to stay unbroken this weekend

As the teams have been working hard in Monaco this weekend, analysts and commentators have predicted that there won't be many overtakes...